I wrote about 5 actual bug reports about Adobe Products…then i realized , that something like this never happened to me before – at least not when i was not trolling, so this will be my next ticket (feature request or bug, what do you mean?)
Yes. I wrote a ticked and I did it again and again and again and then I laughed.
I put an angry smilie in the name-line and pretended do be „x-(“ and then I laughed.
I red your pseudo-feedback of ticket-appreciation and then I laughed.
I red your BugReportLicenseAgreement and then…I cried.
You deserve to be loved. The guy or she, sitting there, reading the rants, written by the Masters of the comic-book guy himself. You hate humanity, you hate nerds, geeks, your users, but you don’t have to. You just want to be loved. I love you. And then theres the management, who probably redirects all this and your earnings to /dev/null. Without using a computer of course. They just want to be loved too. Tell them…tell them you love them. Tell them „I love you, I want to hold you, kiss you always. Come on, let’s make love, let’s kill bugs.“ I tell them, will you join me? Then there’s the developers. Also tell them, tell everybody. Tell them to make love, not bugs. Let there be peace and free software where the great shitstorm caused sadness and misery. Remember: There’s someone who loves you – your psychologist.
Now could you please write good software?
KARTENLANDSCHAFT 